A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, "Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and hes gagging and thrashing about.""Ill be right over," the doctor said. "In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there."When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of fish over her husbands mouth. "Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not fish, to lure the mouse.""I know, doc," she replied, "but first Ive got to get the darn cat out of him."